ARCHIVE Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:47 am     Download print issues 1 through 4 here: Issue 1 - PDF Issue 2 - PDF Issue 3 - PDF Issue 4 - PDF Don't say we didn't warn you! Now go share... TONE DEF SYSTEMS | DE FAKTO BEATS Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:51 pm     Tone Def Systems is now offering a constantly changing arsenal of fresh beats, open breaks and fully arranged musical sequences for the discerning worsmith, vocalist and musician. Check www.tonedefsystems.com/beats for the latest high quality styles from Atarilogic, Alaska Westwind and a growing roster of TDS producers. Get it here NOW! Celebrity Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:49 am     In the name of society as we know it...and beyond. De Fakto has formally declared a state of emergency in regard to the level of American stupidity. In case you haven't noticed while you were driving to your shitty job somewhere in a low, low place you would rather glamorize with dumb, pedestrian generalities; the balance between thinking folk and the common Play Doh is becoming more and more threshed by entertainment media. It's a smart and sad move that is nowhere near new, yet still seems to beguile the simple kin. In the name of all that is order, De Fakto shall make the promise to bring you refreshing material versus the status quo of contemporary news and entertainment celebrity. Because by making fun of celebrity, we generally get to make fun of those who celebretize them. That's right! You're all stupid! So, eccentrics and mods, shut off the TV and get ready for the real take. This is the one where the blood runs cold and the cats run out of the kitchen to chew the rind of your retarded face. It's poetry in "atrocia." So, get the kids in their jammies and prepare for unbridled, uncensored opinion...with a little bit of whiskey to make good and damn sure we've got the breath right. We picked up a little Bukowski we've been leaving off lately and can safely say that we're ready to shit our pants and take names. Tune for more. We win. Where Credit is Due - 8.1.7 Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:30 pm     Gotta give props to my guys Jeremiah and Bootsy for keeping the record store going through thick and thin. I also gotta put an R.I.P. in for Downtown Records which will be opening it's doors for the last time August 31. Stay up regardless fellas. We know you got more work to do with Last Day Entertainment! Big ups to Johnny and Travis for working so hard on Lay Flats Arts Festival. Everyone who is anyone is completely stoked for the event. De Fakto also has a very vested interest in working with you on anything you're willing to bring our way. No better dudes to work with...whether it's catalogs, websites, planning, photo books or just buttons, you cats are the best. Nothing beats coming to work and getting some home cooking then chilling afterword with a keg or two. Kofi, thanks for moving in. You know that we know that this shit is about to get off the hook, especially when cousin Danny moves in next door. Oh, man. Look out! Kailey, my heart and joy. You have kept me going and have been nothing but inspiration and support for me since I met you. I am the luckiest man alive. Plus, I ain't gotta use the dog clippers to cut my hair anymore! The folks. You always got my back. Sis, you do too, but aren't afraid to give me beer and shots. For that I thank you both. That's word. Booty Call : Megan Fox Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:27 pm     Gentlemen, did you ever lust over the girl that sat in front of you in English class? She smelled like heaven and all you could think of was conjugating with her? Perhaps you actually got close enough to smell her breath and it was that perfect blend of milk and sage reminiscent of babies and freshly mown grass with a hint of bourbon. Well, that's just what we happen to think about when we think of Megan Fox, the sexy actress who we'd like to describe with more than a few action words and participles. Feast your eyes...and try not to think of Brian Austin Green. Didn't mean to ruin it.