Booty Call : Megan Fox

Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:27 pm

Gentlemen, did you ever lust over the girl that sat in front of you in English class? She smelled like heaven and all you could think of was conjugating with her? Perhaps you actually got close enough to smell her breath and it was that perfect blend of milk and sage reminiscent of babies and freshly mown grass with a hint of bourbon.

Well, that's just what we happen to think about when we think of Megan Fox, the sexy actress who we'd like to describe with more than a few action words and participles.

Feast your eyes...and try not to think of Brian Austin Green.
Didn't mean to ruin it.