Useless People : Rosie O'Donnell

Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:08 pm

That's right, people. As if wearing underwear "with dickholes in them" wasn't disgusting enough, now we get to hear the daily rant of what amounts to no more than an oversized, pink barnacle clinging to the hull of whatever dreaded cruise line can afford to shell out the beans. Something both useless and sad.

All US Troops in Iraq references aside, if you're going to wage a war, at least pick a worthy adversary. Donald Trump? What is this? Lesbians versus Capitalists? If that were the case, we would be planted firmly on the mullet side in cut-off jean shorts and work boots; but this is something completely different, my friends.

In yet another easily brushed-aside case of "any publicity is good publicity," the novelty has morphed into something very, very bad for every single American: another running commentary on how depraved, how downright fearful our culture has become. This, my friends, is akin to watching a mosuito try to squeeze blood from a bulldozer. And while we usually root for the underdog, in this case, we must refuse. Come on, watching a vehicle of such destructive capability maul it's way through everything in it's path is simply too much fun.

So, Rosie, stick to your blog and leave our normal, greedy beaurocracy alone. And please, for the love of God, take better inventory of your underwear, "dickholed" as it may be. Do your part in cutting down on the airing of dirty laundry in mainstream media. We'll do the rest.