Celebrity

Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:49 am

In the name of society as we know it...and beyond. De Fakto has formally declared a state of emergency in regard to the level of American stupidity.

In case you haven't noticed while you were driving to your shitty job somewhere in a low, low place you would rather glamorize with dumb, pedestrian generalities; the balance between thinking folk and the common Play Doh is becoming more and more threshed by entertainment media. It's a smart and sad move that is nowhere near new, yet still seems to beguile the simple kin.

In the name of all that is order, De Fakto shall make the promise to bring you refreshing material versus the status quo of contemporary news and entertainment celebrity. Because by making fun of celebrity, we generally get to make fun of those who celebretize them.

That's right! You're all stupid!

So, eccentrics and mods, shut off the TV and get ready for the real take. This is the one where the blood runs cold and the cats run out of the kitchen to chew the rind of your retarded face. It's poetry in "atrocia." So, get the kids in their jammies and prepare for unbridled, uncensored opinion...with a little bit of whiskey to make good and damn sure we've got the breath right. We picked up a little Bukowski we've been leaving off lately and can safely say that we're ready to shit our pants and take names.

Tune for more. We win.